Poppin My Cherry

This is my very first post since leaving the comforting womb of Myspace! Deep down inside part of me wonders if anyone will continue to read my ramblings now that I have cut the immediate audience umbilical cord that attatched me to a certain social networking site. My reason for canceling my page was thought up in haste as most of my major decisions are. I would like to claim a spirit of Myspace bloggers past came to me in some sort of divine vision, exclaiming that my dues as a small time, wanna-be, local writer had been payed and my huge, "You did a great job!" check was in the mail. That didn't happen. Really, the idea popped into my head as I skimmed the internet looking up adult bed wetters and diaper wearers. I do not typically research adult bed wetters and/or diaper wearers however, this happened to be a rather special Saturday afternoon spent with two other well adjusted friends of mine. That is an entirely different story which is actually far less perverse than what I'm sure your over sexually stimulated minds have conjured up. Somewhere between learning what the initials AB/BL meant and watching 20 minutes of human beat-boxing, I though, "Hey...cancel your Myspace page!" So shall it be done, so shall it be did, and here I am! Well, I'm here. Hopefully you all still give a crap!