Happy Halloween to Everyone...Even Whores

Halloween is just days away and I have yet to decide on a costume. I just don’t know what to be. Here are a few of my ideas.

Bindi Irwin (Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin’s daughter) as a twenty something mal-adjusted drug addict.

A Ninja / A Burglar. Ninja carries throwing stars, burglar carries DVD player, same black costume.

Myself a year younger.

Myself a year older.

Invisible. I stay home and tell people I’m out.

My lack of costume enthusiasm dates back to early childhood. I remember being Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz when I was about 5 years old, and after that I was a witch until I was 15. At 16 I was Krysta the Vampire Slayer. I carried a wooden stake, which I still have, and wore a cross around my neck for the first and only time in my entire life. I completely slept through Halloween 2003, so, I guess you could say I went as unconscious that year. Last Oct.31st I ended up at a pretty awesome costume party, however, myself, my boyfriend at the time and two of his friends were the only ones not dressed for the occasion. Always quick to think on my feet, I transformed into a serial killer, and the three of them my future victims. No money lost on those outfits. Anyway, if anyone has any ideas please feel free to make suggestions. I am looking to NOT surpass my budget of free or look like a whore. No offense to whores.