People drive like fucking maniacs around here. It’s ridiculous. Just the other day one of my best friends was stalked by some psycho soccer mom with a vengeance, for ten miles, spanning two towns. This crazy bitch followed my friend to a gas station over some minor traffic disagreement ,which leads me to my point. People should be a little more careful which impulses they pick to act upon. Pursuing well intentioned pregnant women across town lines would probably be one you’d want to second guess. What if my friend had been one of those pistol carrying, Ride or Die, I just shot a bitch at the baby registry in Target, types of pregnant women? Huh? What then?
I’m learning too! On my way to work I had to take a few deep breaths to keep my self from setting my shoe against my gas petal in such a way as to maintain the speed of 2mph that I had been traveling for the past 3 blocks and running up to the car in front of me, jumping in shotgun, and explaining to the 80 year old man driving exactly why he should probably start riding the bus but, I didn’t do that. I realized that this poor guy was just trying to be as safe as possible and it really wasn’t his fault I was about to be late to work. It’s the town of Stamford’s fault, but I’ll save that rant for another day. What really had me feeling like shit after fantasizing about high jacking his Oldsmobile was as we passed cops standing by the numerous construction sites in the South End, the little old man waived to each one. I’m a sucker and found that to be absolutely endearing. The point is, don’t chase down other drivers. You could run into homicidal pregnant women or friendly waiving grandpas. Think.
**The topic of this post was requested by Frankie...hope it lived up to your expectations!! Can't wait to meet the baby so we can teach him how to have swagga like us!!!!!!
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